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Two old ladies are having a smoke outside their nursing home when it
starts to rain. Lady 2 pulls out a condom, cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette.
Lady 1 : "What's that?"
Lady 2 : "A condom."
Lady 1 : "What's it for?"
Lady 2 : "Keeps my cigarette dry."
Lady 1 : "Where'd you get it?"
Lady 2 : "At the drug store."
The next day Lady 1 hobbles herself to the drugstore and announces to
the pharmacist she wants a package of condoms. He
looks at her kind of strangely (she is in her
80s, after all), but politely asks her what brand she wants. "Doesn't matter," she says, "as long as it fits a Camel."